A man is waiting to board a plane, and hears that the Pope is also on this flight. He doesn't think much more about it and boards when his row is called. After he is seated, the Pope boards the plane, walks up the aisle, and sits right next to him. Naturally the man is flustered, and makes some awkward small talk, after which, the Pope pulls out a crossword puzzle. After a few minutes, the Pope asks, "Do you know a 4-letter word for woman that ends in U-N-T?" The man thinks, "I can't say that! What could it..." Then he realizes it, and shouts, "Aunt! Aunt!" "Of course," says the Pope. "May I borrow your eraser?"

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