Three friends die in a car wreck.

At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says, "Well, Jim, it says here in the big book that you cheated on your wife four times.  Here in Heaven, what you drive depends on your good stature on Earth.  So you get a Ford."

Jim gets in his Ford and drives off.

"Craig, your record shows two affairs.  Given the cars we have, you get a Beamer.  Here you go, a new 2002."  Craig drives away, laughing.

St. Peter says, "Scott, you never had sex before you were married.  Not only that, you never cheated.  What were you doing with those two?  Anyway, here's the keys to your brand new Ferrari Testarosa.  Enjoy Heaven."

Scott gets in and drives away.  Later, Jim and Craig are out and they see Scott's Ferrari stopped on the side of the road..  "Hey, man.  What you doin'?"  Scott is bowed over the wheel, crying.  "Hey, what's up?"

"Well, you see, I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard."

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