Amish
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery,
January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs; theyll warm
up." The next day, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend.
The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put
them between my legs; theyll warm up." He did, and his hands warmed
up. The next day, the boyfriend was driving in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put it between my
legs; it will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the
boyfriend is driving again with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen
solid."
The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother and she
says, "Have you heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure.
Why do you ask?" The daughter says, "Well, they sure make a mess when they
thaw out, don't they?"
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